Flattened Essence of The Enchanted Grove

• It's an air freshener man
• I guess you could wear it if you want
• One size fits most?

They've finally done it! After 258 years of trial, error, error, error, trial, and more error, the Gnomish brothers Dinguswitz and Gobbledeez are proud to present their latest (and only) invention: the Flattened Essence of The Enchanted Grove! Get that fresh, druidic circle scent without being subjected to yet another lecture about 'balance' and 'harmony' and 'the harms of strip mining'!